Phillip Kopczynski wrote this and it's probably good practice for the day he'll be in court, defending himself and talking in the third person.
Phillip Kopczynski was born and raised in the rural woods of eastern WA where going to the big city meant driving 20 miles to the nearest town of 600 people. Married and having kids young, he worked in corporate America for 10 years before beginning his comedy career, which wound him right back in the corporate world where he has performed for Red Lion hotels, Godfathers Franchise groups, Atria, and many other companies local to the inland Northwest.
Somewhat of a Renaissance man, Phillip has been a juggling instructor, commercial actor, novelist, and spent seven years as a contract performer for Inland Northwest’s only full time Improv comedy theatre.
His stand up is fun and easy to relate to, he often dissects marriage, small town life, all while trying not to make too much fun of his kids.
Some minor accomplishments that may convince you to come see him are as follows:
-2nd at Colorado Springs World Series of Comedy Satellite 2016
-1st Valleyfest Clean Comedy Competition 2015
-Was once on the cover of the Spokesman Review (below the fold)
-Has been trusted by club owners to share the stage and not act too weird around Kyle Kinane, Adam Ferrera, Steve-O.